The only pervert here is you

[wolfie]

I've never seen goatse. I witnessed a few attempts to get people to click a link it, and waited for somebody *else* to go first and find out, and then witnessed their reaction, so I know what it is, but I've still never actually seen it.

Spark, I wouldn't be surprised if Goatse were one of your customers. From what you've posted, you seem to deal with the world's biggest assholes.

Still don't know what goatse is. Might be interested in a clue, but I can live without it.

See clue above.

[zombiequeen]

I'm the one who had the creepy puppet guy! XD
Gosh I haven't been here in a while

[Crossbow]

Rule 34 at its most disgusting.

Unfortunately for my faith in humanity... Not. Even. Close.

[thehuckster]

I'm a moderator at another forum, and the most dehumanizing part of that is having to look at those shock images posted by trolls shortly before deleting them, shuddering, and moving on.

[Zapper]

How much fun would it be to actually fill that order, but sew a Chinese finger trap into the hole? Surprise!

But seriously - I'd suggest simply putting a no X-rated requests line on your price list, but we all know how SCs handle reading...