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  • Great idea to shave in the library! [/sarcasm]

    PS: guy with Phil Spector hair
    sc: sucky customer
    sb : sc's brother
    db : security
    me :

    So PS (never seen him before) comes up to me to complain that he was trying to wash his hands and a guy (sc) is shaving for 15 min. so he can't wash his hands...
    PS: you should have security checking the bathrooms often!
    me: is the guy still there?
    PS: yeah
    me: how does he look like?
    PS: like, you know. (he doesn't want to get involved)
    me: *calls security* There's a guy shaving in the 3rd floor bathoom.
    db: On my way.
    I go to the area of the men's bathroom about 3 min. latter and see db. db is waiting on the sc. SC finally gets out. Now when PS told me that the guy looks like "you know" I thought homeless. This man didn't look homeless. He was dressed well (though to be honest some of our homeless do dress well) and looked healthy.
    db: We are leaving.
    SC: I'm going to tell my brother I'm going!
    db: no your not.
    sc: I'M GOING TO TELL MY BROTHER
    walks to sb
    sc: THE SECURITY GUARD TELLS ME I HAVE TO GO! HE THOUGHT I WAS SHAVING!!!!
    sb *long suffering look of brother who has to put up with his brother's shit*
    sc goes back toward the guard.
    db: we are getting on the elevator.
    sc: I AM NOT GETTING ON THE ELEVATOR, I'M GOING DOWN THE STAIRS.

    SC finally leaves.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    Quoth depechemodefan View Post
    sc: I AM NOT GETTING ON THE ELEVATOR, I'M GOING DOWN THE STAIRS.

    SC finally leaves.
    oh not the stairs, anything but the stairs. How will we survive if you take the stairs? Lava will flood the building if you take the stairs.
    Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
    Me: I expect competence from my coworkers.

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