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Old 02-19-2014, 07:05 PM
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Default Important economic news

Unsurprisingly, the cost of everything continues to rise.

Writing paper, however, remains stationary.
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Old 02-20-2014, 02:12 AM
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Don't you mean paper remains stationery?
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Writing Paper is also called Stationary.

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Old 02-23-2014, 04:56 PM
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Writing paper is spelled stationery. Something that doesn't move is stationary.
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Writing paper is spelled stationery. Something that doesn't move is stationary.
We should keep stationery stationary. There's no need to push the envelope. My friend says I shouldn't make the paperweight.
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We should keep stationery stationary. There's no need to push the envelope. My friend says I shouldn't make the paperweight.
Ugh. I should ream you for that one.

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If you guys don't stop it, I'm really going to ream you out.

Aw darn, someone beat me to it. Guess I ought to make enough posts so I don't have to be moderated!
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If you guys don't stop it, I'm really going to ream you out.
Tap it and die for the thread.
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Everyone here knows the drill - someone goes off-topic into a bad pun, and the thread becomes boring. Time to turn the page.
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Urg. Think I'm gonna book it out of here before the puns get any worse.
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