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It's been two years..
Old 05-16-2020, 06:50 AM
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Default It's been two years..

I was talking to my friend and sharing Karen stories (my friend is a user on this site) and so I have rediscovered this site after 2 years (can't remember my user). I don't think I ever ended up posting anything but I loved reading other people's tales.

I have worked in retail for almost a decade so I have a plethora of stories that I can't wait to share lol

Old 05-16-2020, 08:33 PM
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Hello. Welcome back.
Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

Old 05-17-2020, 10:59 AM
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Welcome back!

Someone should be along shortly with comfy pillows, cookies, and drinks
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Old 05-18-2020, 01:03 AM
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Quoth EricKei View Post
Someone should be along shortly with comfy pillows, cookies, and drinks
Don't forget the brain bleach sanitizer.
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Old 05-21-2020, 12:39 AM
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Ah a cat collector..l myself have a great fondness for pussies.

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Old 05-24-2020, 08:42 AM
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We've got four little furkids here. Plus, when we aren't locked in our house, I volunteer at my local animal shelter and socialize more kitties.
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One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers
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