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Old 11-04-2014, 12:23 AM
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I got nothin'.

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Old 11-05-2014, 04:16 PM
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http://notalwaysright.com/actions-ar...of-order/40185

I hope the poster went to the pastor and got this creature banned!
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Old 11-17-2014, 10:30 AM
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http://notalwaysworking.com/ended-up...perience/36832

Just when you think HR can't get any more clueless...

I would have demanded reimbursement for my gas and wasted time!
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Old 11-18-2014, 04:09 AM
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"Working two years in customer service has really changed me..."
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Old 11-18-2014, 11:12 AM
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Now this is how you do it!

PS, is it just me, or have they not updated Extras in weeks?
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Old 11-20-2014, 10:20 PM
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This is a hilarious combination of a lack of tact with a lack of intelligence.

That guy deserved what he got.
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Old 11-23-2014, 07:35 PM
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Telemarketer that won't take a hint gets hit with a PWNZER.
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Old 11-23-2014, 11:09 PM
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Some time ago, I saw (Reddit, IRRC) a tale about how someone REALLY got back at a telemarketer. They were a tech who installed phone systems, and they recognized some tones the system gave when it hit the "OK I've got a live person on the line - do I have a free marketer to talk to them?" stage (BTW, I *HATE* the arrogance of them not only disturbing me, but that they feel their staff's time is too valuable to waste on dialing and waiting for someone to pick up, so they have a machine dial, and if their target picks up they expect the TARGET to wait until someone is available to push useless crap on them).

Yep, it was this thread on Reddit (just googled a couple words I remembered from the thread which were unlikely to occur together in normal conversation).
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Old 11-26-2014, 10:03 AM
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http://notalwaysworking.com/clocked-off-for-good/36979

The absolute gall of some people!
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Old 11-26-2014, 12:58 PM
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What amazed me about this one is that she didn't see anything wrong with what she was doing!
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