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Old 10-30-2018, 08:28 PM
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The worst thing about being reincarnated as a dog...


Chocolate is poisonous.
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Old 10-31-2018, 03:24 AM
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Considered the page number this appears on, can it not be found?
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Old 11-04-2018, 09:41 PM
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Sis just sent me my niece's Xmas wish list. Included on the list: a ball python ...

Still can't get photos or working links to photos loaded ...

Aren't we supposed to use imgur to do this?
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Old 11-06-2018, 09:22 AM
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Boiler has broken down. I am back to sleeping on the settee in the living room as it is easier (and cheaper) to keep that one room heated than run the floor heater upstairs and heat my room from cold.

Strangely I'm actually enjoying sleeping on the settee again (I had to do it over summer as the first floor was perceptibly hotter than the ground floor so I was getting headaches and sweating all night, when I could get to sleep at all). I can just turn the telly off, roll over and go to sleep, rather than have to haul my butt off of the settee upstairs. Even my back's happy with me, since I don't have room to twist myself into a pretzel the way I do in my bed. I am so buying a single next time around...
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Old 11-06-2018, 10:32 AM
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For some people the ability to twist themselves into a pretzel shape in bed may be a very popular talent... 😊
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Old 11-06-2018, 03:27 PM
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For some people the ability to twist themselves into a pretzel shape in bed may be a very popular talent... 😊
Not this girl with her chronic bad back! Being able to get out of bed without gritting my teeth is a novelty. I'm actually considering whether to buy some single bedding so that if I'm having a bad back day (or a lazy weekend) I can just make up the settee.
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Old 11-07-2018, 02:12 AM
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Me: Come along, little spider. Honey, can you open the door so I can put this spider outside?

Husband: So it can run back inside the first chance it gets?

Me: It won't do that. Here you go, little guy. Go on, be free. No, not that direction. Not toward the house! The other way!
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Old 11-07-2018, 07:42 AM
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Me: Come along, little spider. Honey, can you open the door so I can put this spider outside?
That sounds like me at work! Everyone else is afraid of spiders, so I'm the one who gets to rescue the poor little buggers and drop them off in the foliage outside.
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Old 11-07-2018, 03:34 PM
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The only things that give me the willies are the -pedes, centi and milli. I still catch and release them despite my disgust though. There's a Mary Oliver poem that (badly paraphrased) says ' I do not have the right to kill something because I am afraid' so I have taken that as my philosophy.
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Old 11-07-2018, 05:03 PM
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The only things that give me the willies are the -pedes, centi and milli.
and hubby if he's been very well behaved 😈
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