Making fun of store names.

[Firecrackers Not Included]

K-Mapart.. .

[criddle]

Bed, Bath, and Beyotch.

I also call them Office Despot and Home Despot.

[Zellie Crescent]

Assholes & Pinheads, when a friend asked me what the company name stood for.

[XCashier]

Fish and chip shops in the UK tend to do this to themselves...or include terrible groan-inducing puns.

Coffee shops over here do the same thing. "Human Bean" "Brewed Awakening" etc.

Taco Bell = Toxic Hell
Burger King = Booger Fling
Walmart = Voldemart
Little Caesers = Little Seizures
Abby's Pizza = Shabby Pizza
Pizza Hut = Pizza the Hutt, Pizza Smut, Pizza Slut
Petsmart = Pest Mart, Pet Fart
(actually, anything ending in "mart" gets changed to "fart". We have a twelve-year-old son, he thinks this is high comedy!)

[Silent-Hunter]

These are all great, and most of them I've never heard of!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Pizza Pit (Wisconsin delivery pizza chain that may still be in existence, in which case God alone knows why)--Piece Of Shit

[Sarlon]

Taco Bell = Toxic Smell

[dalesys]

Fried Mayors...

[protege]

Let's see now...

Radio Shack = Radio Shit
Kmart = Krapmart
Taco Bell = Taco Hell
Sheetz (hotdog place, gas station) = Shitz

[Kit-Ginevra]

Personally,any business that actually supplied Pizza Slut would be a very welcome addition to the marketplace.. Here you are sir,piping hot,dripping in sauce and ready to munch upon...and your pizza's there too

[Ironclad Alibi]

McDonald's = McFeedbag

[drjonah]

Crap in the box (Jack in the box)

[Tyg3rW01f]

Food Shitty ((Food City))
Food Kitty ((Food Lion))
Krapper ((Kroger))
Barf Lair ((Earthfare))
Little E Coli ((Little Caesars))

((P.S. Local LC chain nailed for $1.8 million for food poisoning. To blame: "Hot'n'Ready" pizza that had been under a burnt heat lamp for 15 hours before purchase.))

[dalesys]

Ladle Hamwrecker (Hotel, restaurant, truck stop)

[drjonah]

Awful House (Waffle House)