Dear, guy at my gas pumps (gross)

[Talasar]

I have you on video taking a piss on them. I know it sucks that my bathrooms close after 10pm but corporate makes the rules. Have fun with the police.

No love,
The clerk you called a bitch.

PS: I hope its officer K that gets the call she'll probably get you for everything she can I know she's on duty tonight.

[Amina516]

Ugh, really?


please tell me they caught him.

[taxguykarl]

On the pumps---what he couldn't wiz by the dumpster
Real classy (sarcasm). I hope the cops catch him.

[Latekin]

On the pumps---what he couldn't wiz by the dumpster

Or on an electric fence. Still not classy, but he'll learn not to do it again!

[otakuneko]

Or on an electric fence. Still not classy, but he'll learn not to do it again!

Didn't the Mythbusters cover that, and find that they couldn't get electricity to travel up the stream? >.>

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Or on an electric fence. Still not classy, but he'll learn not to do it again!

You had to go there . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW6rENTfaU

[dalesys]

Or on an electric fence. Still not classy, but he'll learn not to do it again!

Didn't the Mythbusters cover that, and find that they couldn't get electricity to travel up the stream? >.>

My buddy A. L. will be very surprised that it wasn't electricity that crossed his eyes, legs and nuts... As will the dog that saluted the hardware cloth on the corner of Smithfield Implement.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Didn't the Mythbusters cover that, and find that they couldn't get electricity to travel up the stream? >.>

It wasn't an electric fence, it was the third rail.

[LillFilly]

I cannot wait for an update!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

It doesn't take a whiz to figure out that the police are number 1 when it comes to taking care of folks who piss off the people who serve them.

Or on the stuff they're responsible for.

Please let us know if you hear any leaks about us.

[Tama]

They found that you CAN get a charge through piss. It just has to be a good strong stream with no breaks. But you'd practically have to be standing in a puddle of water to be electrocuted by whizzing on the third rail.

[Captain Trips]

What a jerk. It won't change corporate policy, so the only people he is really hurting are the next people who want to use that pump.

Jerk is too kind of a word, btw.

[Talasar]

Update officer K just came in. Apparently mister pees-on-pumps hadn't put everything a way when she pulled him over. So he got two charges for the um...exposure and a lovely trip to the drunk tank. His car is now in car jail while he sorts out his life. I told her she should brought him back to clean up his mess here first. Which I cleaned up before anyone used that gas pump again. They don't pay me enough for it though.

[Latekin]

I told her she should brought him back to clean up his mess here first. Which I cleaned up before anyone used that gas pump again. They don't pay me enough for it though.

I'm sorry you had to do that. Cleaning up bodily fluids...you can just not ever be payed enough for it, methinks.

Are you having a better night/day tonight/day?

[Talasar]

Well no one pissed on my gas pumps? Honestly any night I'm not getting robbed at gun point is a good night for myself and my store. We've been robbed twice in the past five weeks. I was working the first time and the second they robbed us at 1:30pm in broad daylight with customers in the store. So yes it was a better night tonight.