Viral sensation Marilyn Hagerty presents her review of the newly-opened Olive Garden in Grand Forks, North Dakota.
Several black olives? You don't say!
The server was ready with Parmesan cheese? Holy fuckfarts this is awesome!
I really hate to bag on an 85-year-old lady, but this reads like an Onion piece. I can just as easily see Don Turnbee's name on it.
Also, having been through North Dakota a couple times, I have zero doubt the Olive Garden is the complete shizzle to the people who live there.
ETA: here's her review of a place where eating is an adventure.
She first brought me the familiar Olive Garden salad bowl with crisp greens, peppers, onion rings and yes — several black olives. Along with it came a plate with two long, warm breadsticks.
The chicken Alfredo ($10.95) was warm and comforting on a cold day. The portion was generous. My server was ready with Parmesan cheese.
I really hate to bag on an 85-year-old lady, but this reads like an Onion piece. I can just as easily see Don Turnbee's name on it.
Also, having been through North Dakota a couple times, I have zero doubt the Olive Garden is the complete shizzle to the people who live there.
ETA: here's her review of a place where eating is an adventure.
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