One day a man walked into a doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I have a problem."
Doctor: "Well sir what's your problem?"
Patient: It's really embarassing to say and I don't want you to laugh at me.
Doctor: "Sir I have been a doctor for 30 years and I don't laugh at my patients. You can show me anything."
Patient: "Well ok then." So the man dropped his pants and he had a 1 inch d*ck.
Doctor, laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes: "Oh my god I'm so sorry.I wasn't suppose to laugh. So sir what's is the problem?
Patient: "Doc, it's swollen!
Doctor: "Well sir what's your problem?"
Patient: It's really embarassing to say and I don't want you to laugh at me.
Doctor: "Sir I have been a doctor for 30 years and I don't laugh at my patients. You can show me anything."
Patient: "Well ok then." So the man dropped his pants and he had a 1 inch d*ck.
Doctor, laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes: "Oh my god I'm so sorry.I wasn't suppose to laugh. So sir what's is the problem?
Patient: "Doc, it's swollen!