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Old 12-17-2006, 09:52 AM
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Darth: I know what you are getting for christmas, Luke.

Luke: How?

Dath: I have felt your presents.



The inflatable headmaster to the inflatable shoolchild:

"You've let me down, you've let the school down, and most importantly of all you let yourself down."

Raspcallion, ducking

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Old 12-18-2006, 02:35 AM
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*throwing rotten tomatoes*
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Old 12-18-2006, 12:47 PM
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That's it, I'm calling a groaner penalty!

Raps, you must apologize to all of us in a creative manner!

Comedy Sportz is sooo cool!
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Old 12-18-2006, 07:00 PM
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Yup, those where groaners. I have one.

Q. How do you tell Rapscallion is about to come on stage at the comedy club.
A. The manager unplugs the mic.

/All in good humor.
//Trying to be more original than posting *Throwing Rotten Tomatoes*
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Old 12-19-2006, 02:15 AM
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Here's a groaner that I heard today:

Q: Why did the snowman take off his pants?

A: He heard a snowblower was coming by!

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Old 12-20-2006, 03:49 AM
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Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick



Q: What do you call a midget pyschic on the run from the law?

A: A small medium at large.

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Old 01-05-2007, 11:04 PM
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What did the beaver say to his nosy neighbour?
Mind your own dam business.
<runs like hell>

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Old 01-07-2007, 01:38 AM
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An Englishman, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. Bartender says
"What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Old 01-09-2007, 06:44 AM
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Two snare drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba Dum Chshhhh

This isnt necessarily a tell-someone joke, it's something i like to do to customers. They come in and ask for rabbit ears (antennas), and I'll stop, look confused, thinking, touch my ears, and shake my head confused and say "Uhhhh....no.....HUuuuuuumaaaan."

*puts on blindfold and smokes cigarette*

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Old 01-09-2007, 09:54 AM
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Three old ladies sitting on a bench in a park. Suddenly, a young man rushes up to them and flashes them! The first old lady has a stroke! The second old lady has a stroke! The third old lady can't reach...
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