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Old 12-01-2009, 02:35 PM
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What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?























Tiger woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards!
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Well, that was quick...
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Well, that was quick...
I try. Wanted to get that out there before it became common already.
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After I read this joke yesterday, I sent it to Al Lowe who has a Joke of the Day mailing list, CyberJoke 3000.
He included it in today's jokes. That's the fastest turnaround I've seen on a joke I've sent him (assuming he used my submission and not someone else's).
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As much as I hate hearing about Tiger Woods and his love life, this joke made me laugh. Some people will find it offensive; you've been warned.

What does Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common?

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They've both been clubbed by a Swede.


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Old 12-18-2009, 10:35 PM
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One my coworker told me today:

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?


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>>Santa stops at three Hos.<<

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