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Tales from sales
Old 03-04-2019, 01:48 AM
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A sales associate was chatting in the staff lunchroom today and told of a customer who called to ask if we have a gas-powered something-or-other (water heater, I believe, of a certain size).

SA: "No, we have electrical ones, but not gas."

Stupid Customer: "But do you have GAS ones in [size]?"

SA: "No, we do have electrical but not gas."


SA: "Sir, we have gas ones in [other size] and electrical ones in [size the SC wants] but WE DO NOT HAVE GAS ONES IN [SIZE THE SC WANTS]."

SC: "Oh. Well, could you call around the city and find somebody who does?"
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