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granted....but instead of staying up to do what you need to do you're not only called into work, you're so tired you sleep right through it.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
Your wish is granted! But you return to your home accidentally demolished.
I wish I was always right...
Granted! From now on, you can only make RIGHT turns in everything you do! Your brain prevents you from making any left turns!
I wish I was off again tomorrow, instead of having to wait 'til Friday for another day off.
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlouride
I wish I was off again tomorrow, instead of having to wait 'til Friday for another day off.
Granted! "Hello, Jack? Yeah, you don't have to come in tomorrow. Or the day after that, or ever again. I heard what you did to Fran. Fraternization is against company policy. You're fired!"
I wish I could go to the International Space Station.
"We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
granted, but it can't figure out how to start itself.
I wish I had $400 in my bank account with no error.
It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.
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