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Old 09-22-2016, 04:44 PM
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Default Ha ha ha ha..."Tom Jones Syndrome"...

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint.

"Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, Pussycat?'. It's so embarrassing. Even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!"

The doctor says, "Yes, it would appear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome."

"Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man.

"It's Not Unusual," replied the doctor.
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At least it wasn't R. Astley Psychosis.
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Old 09-23-2016, 01:39 PM
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If you tell that joke to your coworkers, don't be Disturbed if you only hear The Sound of Silence.
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Old 09-27-2016, 05:25 AM
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Oh god.

I reposted that joke elsewhere.

And I got this back.

My sides.

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Old 09-27-2016, 04:13 PM
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Oh god.

I reposted that joke elsewhere.

And I got this back.

My sides.
That's totally something I would have done...

Especially considering I'm the guy who will occasionally push several (or all) of the buttons for the other floors before I get off an elevator on the ground floor, then giggle to myself as I walk off...
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Old 11-01-2016, 02:15 PM
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And I got this back.
That made me wonder if you could re-write the lyrics (and change the title) a little, and have a woman sing it...

Call it "What's new, Weinerdog?"
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