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  • #46
    Quoth Pagan View Post
    Please tell me your being sarcastic and not really as naive as that sounds?!
    Be Strong, Pagan, for I fear the worst in this one.

    I fed my dogs table scraps, always have. Probably always will. To them, it's a treat so I treat it as such.
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    • #47
      EQ. We should kidnap the fat puppy and let him play with my border collie. That'll get him in shape right quick! I'll even let you throw the tennis ball, it's very entertaining to watch Charlie do backflips to catch a toy.
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      • #48
        *girlie squeal*

        I'll do it!
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #49
          Quoth Pagan View Post
          Please tell me your being sarcastic and not really as naive as that sounds?!
          It was partially sarcastic (Once I heard that it actually happened, I was like, huh, really? But wasn't all that surprised), but I've never owned a dog, and all the people I know who own dogs don't do that. So the sentiment was true, the exaggerated way I said it was... just me being melodramatic.
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          • #50
            Just roll the poor thing down the mountain if he really is that heavy. OR get a wheel barrow. OR better yet...do this...STOP FEEDING THE DAMN THING SO MUCH & GET A FREAKIN" CLUE!!

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