Not even on a leap year

[retro]

Not me this time.

SC: Why have you not set this account to cancel on the date I asked?

Colleague: Because you requested to cancel it on the 31st February.

SC: Yes... and?

Colleague: There is no 31st February.

SC: Well why did no-one phone me to tell me that?????

[wolfie]

Perhaps because calls of that nature which are triggered by events in any given month are automatically scheduled for the 32nd?

[freespirit114]

Because we just thought you were kidding? Hahaharhar....31st Feb.....
Or....
Because we knew for sure it was a mistake, that you meant March 31, because really, no one is that stupid.... Oh? What? OOPPS......

[MoonCat]

OK, that's it, the species is doomed...

[Sandman]

Lowsy Smarch weather..

[Mr Hero]

Reminds me of the time a famous baseball player paid me an insane amount to teach him a secret pitch. The check was dated June 31st

[wolfie]

Reminds me of the time a famous baseball player paid me an insane amount to teach him a secret pitch. The check was dated June 31st

Only a Meanie would make that claim - and backing it up with such an obviously fake cheque Bugs me.

[Argabarga]

About a quarter of the fake permits for parking I find are good until the 31st, of months that don't have one.

Speaking of which, February is here, just biding my time........... wait for it.... wait for it....................

[MadonnaC]

maybe he has the same calendar as this company: (first story on thedailywtf.com for 2014-01-31 )