Customer comes up to the bar.
SC: I've lost my phone! Has it been handed in?
I looked in the lost property box.
Me: No I'm sorry, no phone has been handed in.
SC: Well where is it then? Check again!
I checked, I asked every member of staff if they had seen the phone, all of them said no.
Me: I'm sorry but nothing has been handed in, and none of the staff have seen it.
SC: Where is it? You must have it!
Me: We don't. But I can take your name and number and I'll call you if anything shows up.
SC: For Gods sake! This is ridiculous! I can't believe you don't know where my phone is!
He writes his number down.
Me: Uhhh...sir?
SC: What?!
Me: The number you have just given me...it isn't the number of the phone you have just lost is it?
It was.
SC: I've lost my phone! Has it been handed in?
I looked in the lost property box.
Me: No I'm sorry, no phone has been handed in.
SC: Well where is it then? Check again!
I checked, I asked every member of staff if they had seen the phone, all of them said no.
Me: I'm sorry but nothing has been handed in, and none of the staff have seen it.
SC: Where is it? You must have it!
Me: We don't. But I can take your name and number and I'll call you if anything shows up.
SC: For Gods sake! This is ridiculous! I can't believe you don't know where my phone is!
He writes his number down.
Me: Uhhh...sir?
SC: What?!
Me: The number you have just given me...it isn't the number of the phone you have just lost is it?
It was.
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