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Old 03-12-2019, 11:56 PM
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Default Guy Texts a Date Suggesting "Improvements"

This story reminds me of the following exchange.

Host: "How would you suggest for her?"
Him: "Massive plastic surgery."
Host: "How would you improve him?"
Her: "Six feet under, straight away."
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Old 03-13-2019, 12:19 AM
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So the dude...

...slags her off in a bullet point list

...tells her (among many other things!) to be more confident

...tells her she should be more sensitive to others' feelings.

Self awareness level NEGATIVE ONE BILLION.
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Old 03-13-2019, 12:21 AM
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Dudes like that keep me single.
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Old 03-13-2019, 02:08 AM
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Quoth morgana View Post
Dudes like that keep me themselves single.
I fixed it for you.
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Old 03-13-2019, 05:48 PM
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God, I hope . . .
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Old 03-16-2019, 11:59 AM
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I think her own caption pretty well covers the situation:
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Kimberley posted the following to Facebook accompanied with the caption, “Imagine being so far up your own ass you’d send this to a girl 3 months after a date”
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Old 03-16-2019, 08:42 PM
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Oh how the Internet has changed the world.

We used to have to rely on Dear Abby, Ann Landers and other advice columns for that kind of letter.
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