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Old 03-16-2019, 01:19 AM
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Default In today's very surprising election news...

The North Korean general election has just taken place.Every candidate from the ruling party was returned with a 100% vote.
The turnout was 99.99% of the eligible electorate.The missing 0.01 was those 'working abroad or on the oceans'.
State media said the result was 'an expression of the absolute support and trust in all voters of the government'.

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Old 03-17-2019, 03:01 AM
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Amusing, no? Unless you're unlucky enough to live there.
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Old 03-17-2019, 05:32 PM
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I am surprised the 0.01% did not vote using absentee ballots.
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Old 03-17-2019, 09:00 PM
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Coach will be very upset with them...

They didn't give 110%!
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Old 03-17-2019, 10:30 PM
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Sorry, Kit and the rest of y'all, I can see that your intention was innocent here, but no politics means no politics, no matter the intent. Locking the thread.
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