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Not as bad as the two guys that tried to rob Chuck Norris.
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Quoth csquared View PostNot as bad as the two guys that tried to rob Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris may be 78 years old, but you don't mess with a guy who created his own Martial Arts style based on Tang Soo Do, and has six black belts in six different styles (per Wikipedia):
- 10th degree black belt Chun Kuk Do
- 9th degree black belt Tang Soo Do
- 8th degree black belt Taekwondo
- 5th degree black belt in Karate
- 4th degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
- Black belt in Judo
Unless maybe your name is Bruce Lee...Skilled programmers aren't cheap. Cheap programmers aren't skilled.
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I was gonna post this one but I see I was beaten to the punch *ducks*
I can't imagine what this guy was thinking. Make sure to check out the picture of the instructor. This wasn't a relatively unassuming looking guy like Mr Miyagi. He's a huge muscular man who looks like he could compete with Arnold Schwarzenegger. What a dumbass!!!"We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
RIP Plaidman.
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Quoth mjr View PostWait...what?
Chuck Norris may be 78 years old, but you don't mess with a guy who created his own Martial Arts style based on Tang Soo Do, and has six black belts in six different styles (per Wikipedia):
- 10th degree black belt Chun Kuk Do
- 9th degree black belt Tang Soo Do
- 8th degree black belt Taekwondo
- 5th degree black belt in Karate
- 4th degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
- Black belt in Judo
Unless maybe your name is Bruce Lee...
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As badass as all those are, they were all cases of someone doing the stupid thing in the badass' presence.
Dolph Lundgren didn't even have to be present to be badass.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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The 3 raiders of the Lundgren house were... smarter than the previous examples. They not only took some basic precautions on concealing their identities, but had self-awareness enough to know when they're out-classed by someone.
Still, attacking a physically fit specimen who's had training/experience... Hey Darwin Awards, we gots another candidate for ya!
And as for Cohen, nope, not gonna bet against that old bast... err, fine gentlemen of a barbarian.
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