I hate food thieves with a passion. I've had several sodas, a couple of candy bars, and even a few lunches stolen from the fridge on our floor. As for the sodas being stolen, I solved that little problem by shaking the hell out of the can before I put it in there. That one was also stolen, and then it never happened again after that. I only wish I could have seen what happened when the bastard opened it.
I do know of one time where someone got bit in the ass by stealing from the fridge. A company-wide email was sent out about how something was taken from the fridge. The owner was "worried about whoever took it", because it "looked like chocolate milk but really wasn't." It was some sort of medicinal drink that could have all kinds of nasty side effects. I'm not sure if it was true, or if someone was trying to screw with the thief, but I hope the thief got a good scare.
I do know of one time where someone got bit in the ass by stealing from the fridge. A company-wide email was sent out about how something was taken from the fridge. The owner was "worried about whoever took it", because it "looked like chocolate milk but really wasn't." It was some sort of medicinal drink that could have all kinds of nasty side effects. I'm not sure if it was true, or if someone was trying to screw with the thief, but I hope the thief got a good scare.
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