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Sorry, we're sold out.
Can you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Can you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
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Steven Slater ROCKS! So does James Jones!
The world is an asshole contest...and EVERYONE'S A WINNER! -
Sorry, I just finished up the last of the peanut butter and jelly.
Will you please clean the peanut butter and jelly off of my keyboard and mouse, while I go wash my hands, and face, and change my shirt?Meow.........Comment
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No, I'm peanut-phobic.
What can I eat instead?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry, I don't feel like cooking right now.
Can you get me some pie tins?Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of AthenryComment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry, but you're in the wrong thread for this.
Could someone guide Bookstore Escapee to the correct thread?Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of AthenryComment
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Sorry I was just in that thread and don't like to back track.
Would you drive me home from work?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Sorry. Apparently I'm lost.
Can you go down to FL and beat my money out of Ex? I'll give you a percentage...I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Love to but can't . . . gotta work all weekend.
Swap places with me? I've got to get an order sent off to the warehouse before 3 pm Sunday so I can get it on Tuesday and we have Inventory on Wednesday, so you'll have to fill in for me all week dealing with vendor deliveries, trying to ready the security room for the high theft backstock, and stocking out health/beauty aids/specialty merchandise before the Inventory crew gets here and then on Wednesday while they're counting, help out Ma with the price changes for the ad?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Sorry, just remembered I have to err.... ummm... ah, count my toes today.
Can someone pack my gym bag for me please?Arp happens!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.Comment
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No. I don't like the gym.
Fix me some dessert?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Nekkid ninjas don't make desserts for other people. They do...nekkid ninja things.
Gimme the name of that comely young lass over there. :waggle:Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Sorry I'm horrible with names
Will you help me organize my comic collection?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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No, I'd rather read them.
Could you loan me $20 for a new game?Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of AthenryComment
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Sorry, I spent my last $20.00 on (losing
) lottery tickets.
Would you loan me $20.00 for more lottery tickets?
(If I win the big jackpot on Mega-Millions, I'll pay you back the $20.00 right away, plus another $20.00 as a thank you!)Meow.........Comment
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