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Sorry I actually finished all the Nutella this afternoon.
Could lend me some gas money?
Could lend me some gas money?
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Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
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Sorry. No money. Here's some gas. *farts*
Would somebody please make Mel Gibson stop yelling at me?
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Sorry . . . I'm having to chase down Ducky before he starts another autopsy . . .
Can somebody plug my cell phone in to charge so I don't have to get off the bed?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Sorry, I have to get my toaster back from JustACashier.
Could someone loan me some bus fare?Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of AthenryComment
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HA!!
Nice try!! I wire you the dough, and you trace it back to find out where I live!
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Could somebody loan me some money, to get myself and my new found toaster into the Toaster and Owner Relocation and Identity Protection Program?
Meow.........Comment
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Sorry, the TORIPP will not allow me contact because they are hiding a toaster from me.
Could you take my MagaSafe adapter to an Apple Store so I could get a free replacement?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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No, my fan died and I have to go get another.
Will you go get me a new fan?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Sorry I'm busy trying to fix my computer.
Will you help BSE and I get all our computer parts?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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*not computer fan, fan fan. too hot in the room.Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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I'm sorry but i'm collecting all the fans and AC so that I may be cool.
Could you sign for my package so I can get some sleep?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Sorry I've forgotten my name.
Can you go & stand on the scales for me at slimming class today please, I don't wanna go coz I've been eating bad stuff this week
Arp happens!
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.Comment
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Sorry but I when I work I only eat candy so I probably weigh more than you right now.Quoth Cazzi View PostSorry I've forgotten my name.
Can you go & stand on the scales for me at slimming class today please, I don't wanna go coz I've been eating bad stuff this week
Will you help me put up new posters?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Sorry, as much as I welcome new members to CS, with a one bedroom apartment, I just don't have the room to put any of them up.
A Hostel, perhaps?
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Would you go over to my incontinent Grandmother's house and do her laundry for her?
(She'll probably bake you some bacon wrapped cookies!)Meow.........Comment
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Sorry, I need to adopt a new toaster.Quoth JustaCashier View Post
Could someone help me with housetraining it?Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of AthenryComment
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Sorry. I'm still trying to house train the microwave and the cell phone.
Will you bring me a glass of wine please?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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