Yep, same guy from my other thread. I have decided he's officially awesome and that I need to start going there more often just to watch this, hah.
RO = restaurant owner
I went in around noon, so there were perhaps 25 people trying to jam themselves into this tiiiiiny restaurant that only has 3 or 4 chairs. Order gets called, and SC goes up to the counter and pays, then proceeds to ask them to smother it in all sorts of sauces. Restaurant owner humors him for a while, though god only knows WHY he wanted his food in such a huge pool of soy sauce, duck sauce, and mayo (wtf?!) that it is literally beginning to float.
SC: Hot sauce too!
RO: *squirts on a little bit*
SC: More!
RO: *second squirt, then sets the bottle back under the counter*
SC: MOAR!
RO: Fine. Two dollar.
SC: What?!
RO: That sauce doesn't come with it. You pay extra.
SC: Like hell I will!
RO: Then no more hot sauce. *closes container, pushes it towards SC*
SC: But I want more hot sauce!
RO: Fine. Three dollar.
SC: No--
RO: Four dollar.
SC: WHAT?! Just put the hot sauce on it!
RO: Five dollar.
SC: WHYYYYYY is it MOOOOOORE~~~?!?!11ELEVENTY
RO: Because you order extra and then stand at counter and waste my time!
SC: This is bullshit! I'm not paying that!
RO: Then you leave!
Someone huffed out and forgot the door opened the other way and slammed their head into it. I think the kids waiting there learned some new expletives!
Bonus story:
I was at McDonald's last week and this kid, maybe 6 years old, kept screaming about how he wanted chocolate and a chocolate shake. Seriously, yelling about it for a solid 4 or 5 minutes while his parents ignored him and stared off into space. Finally his mother had enough and told him, "If you don't stop it, I'm going to take you to Subway and make you get HEALTHY food instead!"
Cue: "NOOOOOO MOMMY NOOOOOOOO~OOOO!!"
I'll admit it, I cracked up.
RO = restaurant owner
I went in around noon, so there were perhaps 25 people trying to jam themselves into this tiiiiiny restaurant that only has 3 or 4 chairs. Order gets called, and SC goes up to the counter and pays, then proceeds to ask them to smother it in all sorts of sauces. Restaurant owner humors him for a while, though god only knows WHY he wanted his food in such a huge pool of soy sauce, duck sauce, and mayo (wtf?!) that it is literally beginning to float.
SC: Hot sauce too!
RO: *squirts on a little bit*
SC: More!
RO: *second squirt, then sets the bottle back under the counter*
SC: MOAR!
RO: Fine. Two dollar.
SC: What?!
RO: That sauce doesn't come with it. You pay extra.
SC: Like hell I will!
RO: Then no more hot sauce. *closes container, pushes it towards SC*
SC: But I want more hot sauce!
RO: Fine. Three dollar.
SC: No--
RO: Four dollar.
SC: WHAT?! Just put the hot sauce on it!
RO: Five dollar.
SC: WHYYYYYY is it MOOOOOORE~~~?!?!11ELEVENTY
RO: Because you order extra and then stand at counter and waste my time!
SC: This is bullshit! I'm not paying that!
RO: Then you leave!
Someone huffed out and forgot the door opened the other way and slammed their head into it. I think the kids waiting there learned some new expletives!
Bonus story:
I was at McDonald's last week and this kid, maybe 6 years old, kept screaming about how he wanted chocolate and a chocolate shake. Seriously, yelling about it for a solid 4 or 5 minutes while his parents ignored him and stared off into space. Finally his mother had enough and told him, "If you don't stop it, I'm going to take you to Subway and make you get HEALTHY food instead!"
Cue: "NOOOOOO MOMMY NOOOOOOOO~OOOO!!"
I'll admit it, I cracked up.
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