So the store is having an ultra crazy, three combo sale to get rid of everything summer. I hate sales because it drags out the crazies....
Summer clothes are ringing up $2. Pretty cheap, huh? No!
This extra large woman was trying to buy this extra small bikini. Normally priced at $15, it rang up $2....
SC: It's supposed to be a dolla!!
Me: No. It's two dollars and tax. You're saving thirteen dollars already.
SC: I want it for a dolla!!
Me: You can have it for two dollars and tax.
SC: I WILL COME ACROSS THIS COUNRER AND CUT YOU! I WILL TAKE A BITE OUT YOUR FACE! I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU! I WANT IT FOR A DOLLA!!
Me: Ma'am, stop yelling at me. I have a toddler so your threats aren't scary. Now, that'll be two dollars and tax, please.
SC: Fine!
Summer clothes are ringing up $2. Pretty cheap, huh? No!
This extra large woman was trying to buy this extra small bikini. Normally priced at $15, it rang up $2....
SC: It's supposed to be a dolla!!
Me: No. It's two dollars and tax. You're saving thirteen dollars already.
SC: I want it for a dolla!!
Me: You can have it for two dollars and tax.
SC: I WILL COME ACROSS THIS COUNRER AND CUT YOU! I WILL TAKE A BITE OUT YOUR FACE! I WILL STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOU! I WANT IT FOR A DOLLA!!
Me: Ma'am, stop yelling at me. I have a toddler so your threats aren't scary. Now, that'll be two dollars and tax, please.
SC: Fine!
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