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Old 08-27-2008, 11:58 PM
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10 ways to know if you have PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving - call 1-800-***-****."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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Old 09-01-2008, 07:17 AM
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Me and my uterus are not amused.

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Old 09-03-2008, 04:59 PM
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Numbers 1, 6 and 9 sound like my opinion after a day at work when I was at the grocery store.
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:18 AM
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We thought my future mother-in-law suffered from pre-menstrual tension, menstrual tension, and post-menstral tension. Turns out she's just a bitch.

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I'm very amused. I'll admit, I'm a horrible horrible person when I'm PMSing. I particularly like number 2!
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Old 09-05-2008, 12:56 AM
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So, to sum it up: You know you have PMS when you'd be up in the clocktower already if it didn't involve climbing the f***ing ladder.

Or is that just me?
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Old 09-08-2008, 04:18 AM
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Numbers 1, 6 and 9 sound like my opinion after a day at work when I was at the grocery store.
Sounds about right to me.

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So, to sum it up: You know you have PMS when you'd be up in the clocktower already if it didn't involve climbing the f***ing ladder.

Or is that just me?
No, it's not just you. But give me enough good-quality chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
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