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Old 05-04-2009, 01:21 AM
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Default 5 Fruits - Which do you choose?

In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it.

They are:

A. Apple
B. Banana
C. Strawberry
D. Peach
E. Orange

Which fruit will you choose?
Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it.
This is great, I was astounded!

Your choice reveals a lot about you!


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If you have chosen:


A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
B. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches
E. Orange : That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges

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Old 05-04-2009, 03:29 AM
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Oh my God! It's true! It's all true!
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Old 05-05-2009, 12:32 AM
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I picked Strawberries...and I love to eat strawberries!

Actually, I have some in the fridge right now and I think they will be the finishing touch to my dinner.
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Old 05-05-2009, 04:40 PM
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I picked Peaches, but I hate peaches.
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Old 05-05-2009, 11:05 PM
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I picked Peaches, but I hate peaches.
Then why did you pick peaches?
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Old 05-06-2009, 05:55 PM
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It's a pretty color.
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Old 05-06-2009, 07:28 PM
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Then why did you pick peaches?
So she could throw them away and eat the rest.
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