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Old 01-08-2016, 08:22 PM
Ye Olde Foren Ye Olde Foren is offline
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Hey yall, I decided to finally come in and share some of the many stories I have from working in the Culinary Industry. The stories range from drunken customers, idiotic parents, Vegans (no offense to anyone here who is Vegan, but when you are working at a BBQ joint, and you hear someone is a Vegan at one of the tables...) to just general weird customers. So hopefully I can give some of you an entertaining story to read.

Old 01-09-2016, 04:55 AM
wolfie wolfie is offline
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Welcome! My brother is a "not quite" Vegan (sticks to it most of the time, but will have the occasional animal product). HE hates the "militant Vegans", i.e. the Vegans who try to push other people into going Vegan.

As for the scenario you mentioned, that's like a lactose intolerant person going to Dairy Queen and expecting to buy something that fits their diet.
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Old 01-09-2016, 06:08 PM
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Welcome aboard! Always glad to 'see' a new face around the place. I'm sure you know the drill Read the rules, play nice, and make yourself at home!
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Old 01-10-2016, 12:08 AM
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Welcome We always like hearing about crazy customers, not to mention that we are always up for talking about food.
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