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Old 12-24-2019, 02:00 PM
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Why don't we play Santa?

I'll sit on your lap, unwrap your package, and receive the present you have for me in your sack.

I'll be your ho, ho, ho.
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Old 12-25-2019, 01:17 AM
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<sings an entirely inappropriate variation of the song "Jingle Bells">

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Old 12-25-2019, 01:45 PM
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My nephew FB posted himself as that Santa, wearing nothing but a little red stocking...
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Old 12-25-2019, 05:02 PM
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I like it when you come down my chimney.
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Old 12-26-2019, 02:52 AM
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My nephew FB posted himself as that Santa, wearing nothing but a little red stocking...
I wonder why he didn't wear a BIG red stocking?
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Old 12-26-2019, 04:23 AM
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My nephew FB posted himself as that Santa, wearing nothing but a little red stocking...
What kind of goodies are stuffed in his stocking?
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