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Old 02-24-2021, 10:12 PM
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It is possible to find "It Puts The Mask Over Its Nose Or It Gets The Ventilator Hose" or "It puts the facemask on its skin, or else it gets phase 1 again."
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Old 02-25-2021, 09:04 PM
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Sorry, this is the best I could do >_>
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Old 02-26-2021, 06:09 AM
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Tama, I want to steal that and post on Twitter.
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Old 02-27-2021, 12:46 AM
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My mom got a text from a local hospital to schedule her first shot; that's on March 15th. I'm still waiting. I might ask if she can inquire about me when she goes for the shot; I am an essential worker and we do live together (in some states that would have bumped me up the chain automatically). However I'm still arguing with the state to get a new insurance card. I am in their system, so it would make sense that I could request a card through my online portal...nope. That makes too much sense.

Was forced to ring up some maskless asswipe this morning; he didn't even act like he had a mask in his pocket/the car like most of them do. Just barefaced and smug....I suspect with the J&J 'miracle' shot announcement there will be a lot more of that. Before I even touched his items I said "Sir I will not assist you until you put a mask on". SC started to get loud, C 'stepped in' and I was told to help "the customer" (the growing line didn't help matters either; I was on the register that can never be closed for anything). Even though I discarded the gloves I was wearing and sanitized the hell out of my hands and the immediate area, the following customer demanded that I get new gloves and douse everything with that ammonia spray (which gave me a lingering cough until I was able to get outside for my break and actually pull my mask down for a bit).
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Old 02-27-2021, 03:15 PM
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You can probably find the image and make it on a memegenerator site, the shit quality above is probably not good for sharing lol
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Old 03-04-2021, 12:25 AM
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I watched a customer from another register walk past my register on his way out.

*sigh*

Mask under his chin ...

I gave "my" customer a wry look ... but she was laughing.

Me: "What ... ?"

My Customer: "That was his mask!"

He'd gotten one of those masks that perfectly mimics the lower half of your face, and it was made to look as though he wasn't wearing his mask properly. 😆

I wonder how often he's approached by somebody going, "Uh, sir, your mask ... oh ... uh ... er ... never mind ..."
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Old 03-04-2021, 10:20 PM
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Our governor just announced that grocery workers are eligible for the vaccine starting on the 22nd, which is a marked improvement from the "summer, maybe?" time frame we had before. I'll be looking to schedule an appointment for mine as soon as possible.
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Old 03-05-2021, 01:00 AM
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Beats the hell out of Texas and Mississippi, dropping all restrictions, well before any real vaccine coverage is made. Nope, no science backing, just... blame someone else and open the doors.
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Old 03-06-2021, 03:50 AM
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Sorry, this is the best I could do >_>
I'd love to post that on my register but somehow I think management would not appreciate it ....

To be honest, 99% of our customers wear their masks properly.
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Old 03-06-2021, 03:55 AM
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My wife and I got our second shot last weekend, and we had some reactions to it, which is normal from what I heard. I got congested and started coughing, and had chills. That part passed overnight, but I was feeling loopy for awhile after that. I think it was about 48 hours before I felt completely normal again.
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