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Old 09-11-2019, 01:05 AM
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I guess just Hi, lol. This place was infamous at one of my old jobs, and people would get written up over posting in here. Left it, and looking forward to safely reading.

My new job doesn't have a lot of customer interaction, but I loved reading these stories with my husband.

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Old 09-11-2019, 06:02 AM
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*sneaks in, leaving a plate of cookies, some alcohol should you need it, and a note to where to find all the other food and drink on the forum. Silent as I came in, I vanish into the night*
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Old 09-11-2019, 07:20 AM
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Welcome! Rum to the left, brain bleach to the right, tea and snuggly blankets in the corner. I advise you don't get them mixed up.
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Old 09-11-2019, 04:38 PM
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Or, wait, was it rum to the right, brain bleach to the left?

Uh oh....
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Old 09-11-2019, 08:11 PM
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Old 09-12-2019, 02:28 AM
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No worries, we're the good sort of loonies around these parts. Glad to hear our reputation still precedes us ^__^


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Old 09-12-2019, 04:02 PM
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I'm not infamous... notorious perhaps?
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Old 09-13-2019, 08:23 AM
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I'm not infamous... notorious perhaps?
Just remember, anything posted by Kit should be taken with a handful of salt (and preferably tequila and lime). Anything you post that has even a hint of innuendo will be picked up and run with, then beaten into the ground until it stops twitching.

Yes, I do enjoy Kit's posts, why do you ask?
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Old 09-13-2019, 11:47 AM
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... handful of salt ...
... Is very good for slugs ...
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Old 09-13-2019, 09:35 PM
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What? greek_jester enjoys a double entendre, so I'm always happy to give her one.
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