Quoth daisychain
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BF: "You have the wrong #."
L: "Look, I know it's hard, but it's for the best."
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BF: "You. Have. The. Wrong. Number."
L: "Honey, I'm parked outside your front door. No, I don't."
BF: "You're parked on the lawn of my condo complex? I don't think so."
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<lather, rinse, repeat several time, in different scents>
BF: "You're hitting redial, aren't you?"
L: "........."
BF: "When I hang up, look at the # on the paper and actually dial it. If you redial me one more time, I'm calling the cops for harassment."
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