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Old 12-10-2019, 08:18 PM
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Talking Hello! :wave:

I hope this is ok but I happened upon this site somehow and totally came to read all these stories! I started a podcast called "The Customer's Always An A**hole" and I drink wine and read others' accounts of interactions with crazy customers in the service industry! (retail, restaurant, nurses, waxers, teachers, first responders, etc)

Would love to read your stories and will never use anyones story without permission

Let the complaining begin!

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Old 12-11-2019, 01:31 AM
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Hey, that's what we're here for! ^__^


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Someone should be along shortly with chocolates, wine (if you're of age), and a selection of old movies and TV shows.


Please ask me or another mod/admin if you have any questions -- especially if you're not sure an anecdote would not be allowed on the site. You'll never get in trouble for asking first and getting a thumbs-up or down Our main thing is pretty much just "be cool to one another" (plus no politics/religion, we have a sister site for that), and please let others remain anonymous; you can out yourself all you like if you want.
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Old 12-11-2019, 08:02 AM
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Welcome! Rum to the left brain bleach to the right , don't get them mixed up.

We're a friendly bunch here, just expect any comments to eventually end up as a long string of puns and/or innuendos, particularly if Kit's around.

Welcome to the insanity!
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Old 12-11-2019, 04:36 PM
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Welcome to the board!

Now...

Surrender your pants.
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Old 12-11-2019, 07:10 PM
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Love it! Thank you all!

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Old 12-11-2019, 09:33 PM
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And if you're female after surrendering pants present yourself for inspection
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Old 12-11-2019, 11:25 PM
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Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
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Old 12-12-2019, 07:58 AM
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Well, I did warn the op...!
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Old 12-12-2019, 11:58 AM
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Kit, you are incorrigible!
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Old 12-12-2019, 03:23 PM
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I just fulfil the contractual obligations of my job title
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