Angry Old Man: "I need to use your bathroom!"
Tech: "Sorry but we don't have restrooms for the public."
AOM: "I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!"
Tech: *sighs* "You can ask one of the front of store employees to take you back there..."
AOM: "WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT?!"
Tech: "We're BUSY sir, this is the PHARMACY."
AOM: "I CAN'T WAIT! I NEED TO GO NOW!"
Once upon a time, the bathrooms in our stock area were old, dark, rusty and filthy because they were only used by employees. We stopped allowing the public to use them when a junkie OD'd on the toilet and was found in full rigor an hour later by a traumatized cashier.
Angry Old Man emerges from bathroom.
AOM: "I WANNA TALK TO A MANAGER!"
Manager comes over.
AOM" YOUR BATHROOMS ARE FILTHY!"
Manager: "THAT'S WHY WE DIDN'T WANT YOU USING THEM!"
AOM: "YOU SHOULD CLEAN THEM!"
Manager: "I got actual customers to wait on, go take your dumps elsewhere from now on."
I love my manager.
The bathrooms have since been cleaned up, retiled, all new fixtures and paint, etc. They are open to the public. And at least once a week, they get shut down because some cretin has backed them up with shit and toilet paper, used tampons, old Depends and whatnot.
And this, dear general public, is why we hate you.
Tech: "Sorry but we don't have restrooms for the public."
AOM: "I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!"
Tech: *sighs* "You can ask one of the front of store employees to take you back there..."
AOM: "WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT?!"
Tech: "We're BUSY sir, this is the PHARMACY."
AOM: "I CAN'T WAIT! I NEED TO GO NOW!"
Once upon a time, the bathrooms in our stock area were old, dark, rusty and filthy because they were only used by employees. We stopped allowing the public to use them when a junkie OD'd on the toilet and was found in full rigor an hour later by a traumatized cashier.
Angry Old Man emerges from bathroom.
AOM: "I WANNA TALK TO A MANAGER!"
Manager comes over.
AOM" YOUR BATHROOMS ARE FILTHY!"
Manager: "THAT'S WHY WE DIDN'T WANT YOU USING THEM!"
AOM: "YOU SHOULD CLEAN THEM!"
Manager: "I got actual customers to wait on, go take your dumps elsewhere from now on."
I love my manager.
The bathrooms have since been cleaned up, retiled, all new fixtures and paint, etc. They are open to the public. And at least once a week, they get shut down because some cretin has backed them up with shit and toilet paper, used tampons, old Depends and whatnot.
And this, dear general public, is why we hate you.
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