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Quoth Mark Healey View PostI went to a couple of strip clubs when I was a squid and I really lost interest really quickly. I just don't understand the motivation to pay to be cockteased by someone who hates you.
"Yes, I want a lapdance from a girl who will constantly let me know how much she hates men & make sure she will spit on me occasionally & call me scum."When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---
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Whenever a guest asked me this question, just like whenever a guest asked me where was the best place for them to go find a hooker, I would always ask "gay or straight, sir?" Real innocent like. As though I had nothing on my mind at all but making sure I gave them the very bestest information I possibly could.
Usually they'd get pretty flustered but I always played innocent and if I had to, I'd just explain that, well... this is Asheville after all and sometimes it's hard to tell what a man means when he says he needs a hooker or a stripper. Just trying to help, you know.Drive it like it's a county car.
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Quoth hauntedheadnc View PostWhenever a guest asked me this question, just like whenever a guest asked me where was the best place for them to go find a hooker, I would always ask "gay or straight, sir?" Real innocent like. As though I had nothing on my mind at all but making sure I gave them the very bestest information I possibly could.
Usually they'd get pretty flustered but I always played innocent and if I had to, I'd just explain that, well... this is Asheville after all and sometimes it's hard to tell what a man means when he says he needs a hooker or a stripper. Just trying to help, you know.When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---
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Quoth thehippie777 View Posthaha very good. I so want to get away with that from now on!!!!Drive it like it's a county car.
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