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Old 03-03-2021, 04:15 PM
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Their Chessman cookies are begging for it. No, really, I mean it.
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Old 03-04-2021, 12:24 AM
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Ere what's a newton?
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Old 03-04-2021, 01:08 AM
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Old 03-04-2021, 03:39 PM
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Ere what's a newton?
Fig rolls.
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Old 03-07-2021, 06:52 PM
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Ere what's a newton?
It's the amount of force required to accelerate a kilogram of mass one meter per second squared. Pretty close to the amount of force that a 10g weight pushes downward on a scale here on Earth.
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Old 03-07-2021, 10:20 PM
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Well, according to their old TV ads, they're not cookies; they're fruit and cake! (imagine that being said in a way that implies that the speaker is highly offended). According to their packaging (above), they're cookies.

MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MINDS!
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Old 03-12-2021, 01:21 AM
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Found some more discarded packaging in the Ladies' a few days back (more popsicles and frozen bagel bites w/cream cheese in the middle).

Yeah, we've got ourselves a thief.
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Old 03-14-2021, 12:21 AM
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Maybe if you hung a menu on the wall above the toilet of everything they've eaten in the last month, they'll get scared of being watched and knock it off?


I'm nothing if not open to experimentation :P
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Old 03-16-2021, 11:18 AM
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I'm nothing if not open to experimentation :P
Can I get a 'That's what she said!'?
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Old 03-23-2021, 04:32 AM
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An empty box containing two frozen single-serve key lime pies(!) the other day. This thievery is as fascinatingly random as it is brazen.
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