Damit! Dammit! DAMMIT! YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!!!

[Rapscallion]

Same could be said about my Corolla. Those cars are so common--especially the red and blue ones--they tend to blend in. I can't count the number of times I've come out of a store, and gone "Dude, where's my car?"

I'm not in a Corolla, but it's a dark blue car. Trust me when I say I didn't nickname it the clitoris for nothing. Can't find the fecker.

Rapscallion

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm not in a Corolla, but it's a dark blue car. Trust me when I say I didn't nickname it the clitoris for nothing. Can't find the fecker.

Rapscallion

Definitely one to file under the heading of "WTF? You actually admit THAT online?"

[Rapscallion]

Well, the full name is, "Bastardmobile II, the Clitoris." I've even admitted it to women I know, who have so far seen fit not to punish me for this. Some even nodded in agreement, somewhat thoughtfully.

Not tested it on my mother yet, though.

Rapscallion