I do not stock the very expensive, obscure and hard to source product you are looking for. The reason? Because no body wants it. Except for you.
Telling me how bitterly disappointed you are and humphing at me will not change this. Yes, I can recommend a number of other places who 'might' have it, but I can pretty much guarantee you will not be able to find it at all.
As much as I may appear to be the great all knowing, all seeing vision of female perfection standing in front of you. I am but a meer mortal, as you are and If I had found a way of keeping a mental and constantly updated inventory of all the products stocked by every one of the 400 local business providing food and beverage products, I would be very rich, and therefore not here.
Telling me how bitterly disappointed you are and humphing at me will not change this. Yes, I can recommend a number of other places who 'might' have it, but I can pretty much guarantee you will not be able to find it at all.
As much as I may appear to be the great all knowing, all seeing vision of female perfection standing in front of you. I am but a meer mortal, as you are and If I had found a way of keeping a mental and constantly updated inventory of all the products stocked by every one of the 400 local business providing food and beverage products, I would be very rich, and therefore not here.
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