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Old 10-27-2008, 05:55 AM
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Q: What's blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue paint.

I don't know why, but it cracks me up.

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Old 10-28-2008, 07:02 PM
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*giggles madly*

I love it. Imma tell EVERYONE.

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Old 10-29-2008, 12:47 PM
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What's yellow and knocks down walls?

A bulldozer.

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Old 10-30-2008, 03:54 AM
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I don't know why, but it cracks me up.
I told it to my mom. I laughed. She looked at me like I'm crazy.
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Old 10-30-2008, 09:59 AM
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One in a similar vein that we used to tell all the time in kindergarten...

What's green and looks like a bucket?

A green bucket!

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What can you sit on, brush your teeth with and fly in?


a chair, a toothbrush and a plane.
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender "How much are drinks in here?"

Bartender replies "For you, no charge."
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:17 AM
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An atom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, little guy, why are you so sad?"

Atom says, "I lost an electron."

Bartender says, "Are you sure?"

Atom: "Yes. I'm positive."
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An atom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, little guy, why are you so sad?"

Atom says, "I lost an electron."

Bartender says, "Are you sure?"

Atom: "Yes. I'm positive."
.............................my old AP Chem teacher would have loved you. He loved chem jokes!

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Q: What's blue and smells like red paint?

A: Blue paint.
It's not paint; it's makeup!
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