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Old 11-23-2008, 06:16 PM
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I'm confused. Guess I'm too dumb for it.
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Old 11-24-2008, 06:30 AM
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That's just it. The joke makes no sense at all.

It's a nonsense joke that makes a person think for a few seconds until they realize the punchline really makes no sense.
It was all in the delivery.
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Old 11-24-2008, 07:15 AM
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Oh. Okay, thanks, Ree.




Maybe I need to be drunk to get it....
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Old 11-24-2008, 10:58 AM
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What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?

One sells watches, the other watches cells!


(first heard that one on a NEW episode of Dragonball Z... that's how old it is...)
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Old 11-25-2008, 06:40 PM
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This joke is always a test of friendship for me: those who don't laugh are too rational, and not weird enough for me.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you from a tree?

A. A pool table.

For some reason, this joke amuses my family to no end.
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Old 12-10-2008, 05:08 AM
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That joke worked the way all terrible jokes are supposed to. I read it. I thought about it. I didn't get it. Then I got it, groaned, and laughed.
I know I've heard it before... a long time ago.
But even not thinking about it - it makes no sense to me

Lucky!
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Old 12-12-2008, 03:16 AM
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Q: What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you from a tree?

A. A pool table.
Heh--I used this as a bonus question on a test a couple of weeks ago.

Only one student got it right.
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Old 12-12-2008, 07:36 AM
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Heh--I used this as a bonus question on a test a couple of weeks ago.

Only one student got it right.
In one of my high school maths classes we had a weekly test. One week, one question was "How do you spell polynomial?"

Somehow 3 people got it wrong.

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Old 12-21-2008, 12:48 PM
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Tonight, I'm on drugs (arthritis), and in this state, I thought of this one...

Why did the cow cross the road?

Because it can't fly.
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