The True Fragrance Of Christmas

[Hyndis]

It's a post from Gravekeeper!

IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!

....[gets to part about GK moving to Management]

...oh dear.

I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

That AMEX one made my head hurt.

[Teefies2]

You mean this one?

Yeah that's the one!

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

annnd next week, I begin phase II of my new position: Management.

Pray for my coworkers. Also for me, because I'm frontline still. But now I'm the guy that takes the calls that are so bad my coworkers can't handle them. >.>

Oh Fuckweasel! He's going to be the next tier up? The body count is going to be staggering.

[dalesys]

Oh Fuckweasel! He's going to be the next tier up? The body count is going to be staggering.

What happened to Dreg? Bear eat him?

This screaming hand came out of the talkbox and dragged him into it...

[TheCheerfulTreeRat]

That AMEX one made my head hurt.

I have to say, I didn't understand the Amex one. What did I miss?

[Sapphire Silk]

I have to say, I didn't understand the Amex one. What did I miss?

The payment options didn't include Amex. The caller couldn't get this through his head, and couldn't read the online payment site options.

[bbbr]

My brain hurts...

[vikingchyk]

annnd next week, I begin phase II of my new position: Management.

Pray for my coworkers. Also for me, because I'm frontline still. But now I'm the guy that takes the calls that are so bad my coworkers can't handle them. >.>

I'm SO sorry, GK. You deserve better than that

[depechemodefan]

"I keep entering your email into Google and it doesn't work! It just brings up a bunch of stuff that sends me to your website when I click on them!"

LIbrary flashback!
ex 1) I keep on typing this person's email address in the address bar, but I can't send them an email!
ex 2) Me: Do you have an email address? you don't? Don't have yahoo mail or gmail or hotmail or AOL mail? Ok, let's sign you up for yahoo mail so you can send that email. Yes, you need an email address to send an email *two hours latter* ok, you forgot your email address and password already?
ex 3) (much like ex. 2) me: you have to have an email address to send an email. let's get you yahoo mail *two hours latter* sc: why am I signing up for yahoo mail when I already have an email address?!?!

Wow, management. Where you get to hear how rude and sucky the cs person is.

[Chromatix]

The sales pitch for AMEX back in the day was that *everywhere* took it. It's not entirely surprising that some people still believe that, even though it's at least not true these days. (Was it ever?)

[Teskeria]

The sales pitch for AMEX back in the day was that *everywhere* took it. It's not entirely surprising that some people still believe that, even though it's at least not true these days. (Was it ever?)

You know those commercials that say 'bring your visa they don't take amex'? They dont take amex because Visa pays for the commercials on the condition (they have to sign a contract) that they won't accept amex for so many years after the commercials run.

[Jester]

Clearly my computer hates me. I was moments away from finishing my post in this thread when I somehow "accidentally" closed the tab with that reply. Seriously, someone send an angry Sameul L. Jackson after my computer. Please.

THE INFANTILE NEEDS OF MY TINY, RIGID PENIS SHOULD BE MET WITHOUT QUESTION.

I think you are giving him far too much credit by suggesting his penis ever actually gets rigid.

"Tiny incoherent rage boner"

FAR too much credit.

"The impenetrable hymen of reason"

Oh, you dated her, too? My condolences.

Have you ever had a customer that obviously has some sort of fundementally stupid problem...

Daily. I'm a bartender.

This is....yeah. I don't even have a punchline for this one.

But I do....

It turns out that the jilted now ex-boyfriend had returned sometime later and, well, taken a massive dump right outside his former lover's door.

Talk about getting dumped.

annnd next week, I begin phase II of my new position: Management.

It was inevitable, you know.

But now I'm the guy that takes the calls that are so bad my coworkers can't handle them. >.>

What? Oh my. Well, that's terrible! May God/Yahweh/Jehovah/Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed/The Flying Spaghetti Monster/Odin/Thor/Zeus/Osiris/Horus/The Holy Spirit/Dr. Jed Hill/Cthulhu have mercy on you!

[rapana1]

I don't think The Great Old Ones DO the whole "Mercy" thing, so best take Cthulu off that list.

[downforit2008]

After reading through those snarling customer demands, I kind of wish the world DID end on 12/21/12. If all the evil people at least perished, that would be millions of SC's that we wouldn't have to worry about! But how many of them bought survival equipment expecting the worst?