Someone broke into your house to order a pizza? Yeah, Right.

[pizzaparlorchick]

So I work at a chain pizza restaurant and I took a call from a man who ordered a fairly large order. I got his name and his phone number. We made the pizza, then an hour passed and he didn't come to pick it up. Here's how it went

ME: Hey this is ______ and I'm calling to let you know your pizza has been done for quite a while.
SC: What the hell are you talking about? I didn't order no pizza!
ME: Well it says here that you ordered a pizza over an hour ago from this number.
SC: Well, I went to the park about an hour ago. Someone must have broken into my house and ordered a pizza!

Yeah, because thats what burglars do. And the SC was totally serious about this alleged pizza-ordering burglar so I just went along with it.

ME: So did you see anyone in your house?
SC: Well, I did see my neighbor Mrs. Johnson snooping around my house but I don't think she would pull a mean trick like that!
ME: Well what do you want me to do about your pizza then?
SC: I am broke. I cannot pay for the pizza. But I can probaly find $5 under my couch somewhere.

So like two weeks later, he comes in and gives us $12 for the pizza.

ME: Thank you so much. Hopefully you'll get your burglar thing all straightened out. (Lol)
SC: Yeah. So where's my pizza?
ME: Well, we threw it away the day you ordered it.
SC: Oh, ok.

I am seriously through with sucky customers... but hey it gives me someone to laugh at

[otakuneko]

That's a real... Dude kinda thing.

[Boozy]

So like two weeks later, he comes in and gives us $12 for the pizza.

Wow! I sure as heck didn't expect to read that.

I would have been tempted to give him a credit for another pizza. Although I suppose you had taken a loss by throwing out the one you had already made.

[Becks]

Oooh, another -a-thon.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Did that clown actually expect you to hold a pizza order for 2 weeks????

Color me confused 'cause that would be one furry, stinky pizza if that had actually happened.

Every time I think humanity can't get any dumber they grab a shovel and start digging. It's a wonder they haven't dug to China by now.

[Danno]

Did that clown actually expect you to hold a pizza order for 2 weeks????

Color me confused 'cause that would be one furry, stinky pizza if that had actually happened.

You don't understand, us folks in the food service industry don't just have heat lamps and refrigerators, we have hi-tech time dilation chambers which allow all food to be held indefinitely as time itself is stopped.

At least, that's what some customers seem to believe. More than once people have called in to ask if we could make them some sundaes ahead of time so they could pick them up later. Look, you really can't store a hot fudge sundae with whipped cream. Not in any way that would allow the whipped cream to still be airy, the fudge to still be hot and the ice cream to not be melted. And when it takes less than a minute to make one, why would you need to call it in anyway? It's less time than the phone call at least.

[PepperElf]

Did that clown actually expect you to hold a pizza order for 2 weeks????

Pizza on layaway!

[Bright_Star]

Pizza on layaway!

"mom can sure rehydrate a pizza!" A cookie to anyone who can figure out the movie that the quote is from.

[donruss]

"mom can sure rehydrate a pizza!" A cookie to anyone who can figure out the movie that the quote is from.

I want my cookie please! I believe that is from Back to the Future 2.

[edible_hat]

What he meant to say was probably something along the lines of

SC: Well, I got extremely stoned about an hour ago. Someone must have broken into my house and ordered a pizza!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Whenever that happened at the pizza place I used to work for, two things happened.

1. Customer was blacklisted from delivery.

2. Staff ate yummy pizza.

My boss was extremely unamused at losing money in this way; didn't matter what excuse they pulled out of their butts, any customer who did this ended up blacklisted from delivery. XD And of course, getting to eat a yummy free pizza is never bad.

[pizzaparlorchick]

and that's exactly what we did! lol

[Kirkygirl]

Good on mister SC. Maybe he was sonambulant (sleepwalking)?
Would him coming in later, and paying in cash, remove him from any delivery blacklists?

[pizzaparlorchick]

Idk. he never came back! lol

[karma_gypsy]

Someone must have broken into my house and ordered a pizza!

He was a victim of "Breaking & Ordering"



That'll teach him!



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::Runs away and hides ...::