I have become quite friendly towards a lady who owns and runs her own pet store. She gave me loads of advice when I adopted my rabbit, so I frequently go back there for supplies. She is very friendly, and always asks how the rabbit is whenever I go in. I went in today.
L: Hi there! Just stocking up are you?
Me: Yeah, just getting the last lot of bedding and treats before Christmas.
L: Ah well, I bet he'll love that. Don't forget to buy him a Christmas gift!
Me: Oh I won't.
L: It's that horrible time of year again. Business is booming, but all I want to do is strangle most of the customers.
Me: Haha. I don't blame you. What are they doing?
L: Well, it's the parents mainly. We get a lot of them buying their children animals for Christmas. So with the animals, they also want to buy things like cages, toys, feeding bowls, beds, hutches, everything.
Me: Well, that sounds OK.
L: Yes, it's great for business, however, they all expect me to deliver all of this, animal included to their house on Christmas Eve.
Me: Oh no.
L: And that's not all! It must be late enough in the evening so that their kids have gone to bed! That way their little angels will think Santa delivered their animals while they were sleeping.
Me: Oh my God.
L: Yes, so I have ruined quite a few Christmases this year! But if I were to agree to this, I may as well call myself Santa Claus, because I would be up all night delivering presents.
Me: Good for you for standing up to them.
L: And then there are the ones that don't seem to understand that I do not have a warehouse of cages and hutches out the back! Anyway, I'm ranting now. Have a great day.
So now the customers expect people to act like Santa, and drive door to door so that the kids don't find out the awful truth
L: Hi there! Just stocking up are you?
Me: Yeah, just getting the last lot of bedding and treats before Christmas.
L: Ah well, I bet he'll love that. Don't forget to buy him a Christmas gift!
Me: Oh I won't.
L: It's that horrible time of year again. Business is booming, but all I want to do is strangle most of the customers.
Me: Haha. I don't blame you. What are they doing?
L: Well, it's the parents mainly. We get a lot of them buying their children animals for Christmas. So with the animals, they also want to buy things like cages, toys, feeding bowls, beds, hutches, everything.
Me: Well, that sounds OK.
L: Yes, it's great for business, however, they all expect me to deliver all of this, animal included to their house on Christmas Eve.
Me: Oh no.
L: And that's not all! It must be late enough in the evening so that their kids have gone to bed! That way their little angels will think Santa delivered their animals while they were sleeping.
Me: Oh my God.
L: Yes, so I have ruined quite a few Christmases this year! But if I were to agree to this, I may as well call myself Santa Claus, because I would be up all night delivering presents.
Me: Good for you for standing up to them.
L: And then there are the ones that don't seem to understand that I do not have a warehouse of cages and hutches out the back! Anyway, I'm ranting now. Have a great day.
So now the customers expect people to act like Santa, and drive door to door so that the kids don't find out the awful truth
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