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  • Would somebody please name the deity I've apparently displeased?

    Because today was the Day From Hell

    I swear, I encountered just about every single thing that annoys the living hell out of me. People buying big furniture items and showing up in tiny cars. Babies wailing hysterically with parents making no attempt to calm them down or find out what is causing them to cry. Co-workers refusing to help me answer carryout calls or even cover my one 15-minute break today, which I did not get to take. People getting pissy with me because it's taking me a little while to retrieve their furniture items because the carryouts are coming in so fast. People getting pissy with me because apparently we're not going to be ordering any more waterbed conditioner because it doesn't sell. People leaving garbage everyplace and anyplace they please, except the garbage can (such as the fuckhorn who casually tossed his Starbucks cup over his shoulder onto the floor causing the little bit of coffee inside to spill on the floor for me to clean up)

    Finally, it comes time for me to leave but....one more carryout gets paged, so I have to answer it. Shit. This then gives the two managers on duty enough time to corner me as I'm leaving and tell me (as opposed to ask me) to switch shifts with a co-worker. This means I work 2 to 9 on Wednesday (a loss of 15 minutes over my regularly scheduled shift) and then have to come in at 5 am Thursday morning to stock a truck.

    I can has two shitty shifts in a row? Why thank you! I guess calling in CBFH to replace the co-worker was out of the question. Once again laziness pays!
    Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 03-01-2008, 08:26 PM.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh
    Would somebody please name the deity I've apparently displeased?
    I'll take a guess at that. Let's spin the Wheel of Deities.

    <Spinning Noise> <Comes to a stop>

    And you've angered: Tlaloc. He is the Mayan god of rain and war. Good job.
    Tune in next time for

    Wheel Of Deities
    "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

    Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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    • #3
      Google "god of merchants" and maybe your heritage and you'll come up with someone who's close.

      Also, Yacatecuhtli - the god of merchants and travelers, is the Aztec one that's appropriate.
      ...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker

      Chickens are Asexual!

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      • #4
        Quoth Trayol View Post
        I'll take a guess at that. Let's spin the Wheel of Deities.

        <Spinning Noise> <Comes to a stop>

        And you've angered: Tlaloc. He is the Mayan god of rain and war. Good job.
        Tune in next time for

        Wheel Of Deities
        Well, that's rule number one broken as Lilt sprays over the screen. XD
        People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.
        My DeviantArt.

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        • #5
          Can I be Vanna White on that show? I look good in mythological attire......or just nude.
          You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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          • #6
            Blas, after a statement like that, WE REQUIRE PROOF!

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            • #7
              Now there's an offer you don'y get every day, IPF.
              "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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              • #8
                I'll be sure to send some Man Candy IPF's way for when he gets home from work. Or me and Cominatcha in a cake. Whichever.
                You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                • #9
                  Damn. IPF, once you figure out which deity, and how, you have to share, so the rest of us can get offers like that.

                  Pretty please?

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                  • #10
                    *looks skyward.

                    Thank you. Thank you. Finally, somebody up there likes me!
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      Epic derail.
                      My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.

                      Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.

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                      • #12
                        ...is imagining being the meat in a Blas/Cominatcha sandwich...

                        Maybe "meat in a sandwich" isn't the best analogy...um...maybe cream in a cookie? No, that won't do either. Lets try...well...

                        Ah hell, I'm going to just go take a shower.







                        A cold one.



                        Just messing with you ladies.
                        This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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                        • #13
                          A happy ending

                          and not that kind! Get your heads out the gutter!

                          Called up the store to talk to my manager. I asked her if it would be okay to start at 7 am on Thursday instead of 5, seeing as I'm working until 9 pm on Wednesday. She said "okay, no problem."

                          I'm still a little miffed that I was basically told to change my shift, but this way it hurts less.
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                            Get your heads out the gutter!
                            Dammed if I will, its so much fun down here!
                            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Blas
                              or just nude
                              Hey hey.


                              Um, Bigjimaz, make some room in the shower will ya.
                              "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

                              Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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