Would somebody please name the deity I've apparently displeased?

[Pagan]

Because today was the Day From Hell

I was thinking Gozer.

Dammed if I will, its so much fun down here!

The gutter would be a step up for a lot of us around here!

[smileyeagle1021]

Hey hey.


Um, Bigjimaz, make some room in the shower will ya.

and then my mind went out of the gutter and into the sewer drain...

[Jadedcarguy]

I guess calling in CBFH to replace the co-worker was out of the question. Once again laziness pays!

That S.O.B. still works there? Dude, I feel for you.

I look good in mythological attire......or just nude.

HAWT!!!!!

Ah hell, I'm going to just go take a shower.

Um, Bigjimaz, make some room in the shower will ya.

I don't know about bigjimaz, but my shower has a one penis limit.

[dispatch]

The gutter would be a step up for a lot of us around here!

no, seriously, get your heads out of the gutter, I gotta take a piss!


IPF, I recently put a down payment on a 500,000 volt stun gun if you wanted to field test it for me on Mr Starbucks and a few choice co-workers. All I ask is that you clean it off when you're done and provide the store's CCTV tape for comedic value.

[bigjimaz]

OK guys, but if someone drops the soap, I'm not picking it up.

[Slytovhand]

They invented sewers so I could have something to rise up to...

Blas - there is a photo section on this site.......

IP - I take it you haven't been making your regular sacrifices then?? And I suspect you spun up a bankrupt - ba bah!

[Geek King]

Can I be Vanna White on that show? I look good in mythological attire......or just nude.

I hearby volunteer to run sound and video for the show. For free.

[Trayol]

I don't know about bigjimaz, but my shower has a one penis limit.

I think your mind has skedaddled past sewer into molten rock.

I meant like a cold communal shower you would find in a locker room. Why is this better? Because.

[Jadedcarguy]

I meant like a cold communal shower you would find in a locker room. Why is this better? Because.

At least there proximity rules could be observed.

[crazylegs]

I hearby volunteer to run sound and video for the show. For free.

I'll do the stills! (It'll be a change from weddings! )

[Pagan]

Epic derail.

Are you psychic? This has got to be one of the best derailments I've ever seen!

and then my mind went out of the gutter and into the sewer drain...

But at least you've got plenty of company down here. Let me show you around....

[Ironclad Alibi]

Damn. IPF, once you figure out which deity, and how, you have to share, so the rest of us can get offers like that.

Pretty please?

Ask, and ye shall receive. Check out the God of the Month Club.

[Jadedcarguy]

Check out the God of the Month Club.

Brilliant!!

[karath]

Man, I am so grateful my walls are (relatively) soundproofed; I actually fell off my chair from laughing so hard!

[wolfie]

Can I be Vanna White on that show? I look good in mythological attire......or just nude.

Actually, I believe the "Vanna equivalent" on that show wears a gown cut in the minoan style. Check out the text below "A Warrior Goddess?" (best description I could find in a quick web search).