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Old 04-03-2019, 02:01 PM
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Hi All,
Thanks for having me. I have been enjoying this sight and am amazed
at some of the stories posted here. I find some stories fun, and some
shocking, but all entertaining.

My favorites are from the cashiering side of the SC world. Where the poor
cashiers must deal with customers whom have delusions of grandeur or
are simply scammers.

Gravekeeper’s constant issues with people ordering from the 867 area code.
Customersruinmylife's over entitled bar patrons.
Argabarga's battle with improper parking,
Kusanagi’s ongoing battle with furniture customers.
And all of the rest that make this site so great.

I can't help but commiserate with you guys at the audacity of some
customers.
I really enjoy all the stories here and look forward to reading more.
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Old 04-03-2019, 03:48 PM
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Welcome, welcome! Brain-bleach on the left, liquor on the right.

Or was that the other way around? Hmm...
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Old 04-03-2019, 08:54 PM
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I think you'll find the correct way round is liquor in the front,poker in the rear


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Old 04-04-2019, 08:21 PM
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Welcome into the light! We're friendly sorts 'round here, as I'm sure you've seen


(get the trap ready)


Juuuuust a little further, now, that's right...
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Old 04-08-2019, 02:50 PM
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Hi Guys,
Thanks for the Kind Welcome.
I do not currently have a retail job, but I have had many in the past and so can relate to the stories on this site.
I find the handle "Nunavut Pants" quite funny. I would love to visit there after reading GraveKeepers posts. Just to see what it is like.
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Old 04-08-2019, 11:27 PM
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I would love to visit there after reading GraveKeepers posts. Just to see what it is like.
Welcome!

I have always found GraveKeeper's story fascinating. I too have thought about visiting Nunavut. I just bang my head against the wall until the desire goes away.
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Old 04-09-2019, 05:15 PM
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I find the handle "Nunavut Pants" quite funny.
I picked it as a tribute. I realized that "GK Stalker" would be too on-the-nose, especially after someone actually did track him down. (!!!)
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The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers
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Old 07-25-2019, 07:12 PM
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*sneaks in, fills up the chocolates and cookies, then poofs out silently*
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