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Old 03-08-2015, 07:18 AM
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Big shopping/girls day out with my brother's girlfriend today.

Long story short, pitstop at one of the small drink shops, waiting in line behind a girl who at not only first but second and third glance (yes, I'm a sicko) who appeared to have no pants on.

Turns out, she was just a throwback Snooki type (see girl under 5 feet and thick) wearing those super unflattering high waisted shorts, and there wasn't much shorts to them, along with one of those longer dusters (they call them cardigans, but no, they aren't cardigans, they are dusters). Therefore the illusion of no pants. And yes, she was wearing a crop top....a shirt that barely covers the boobs...no camisole underneath.....belly about hanging out of her jeans up to her ribcage.
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Only in Wisconsin does 40-degree weather bring such joy and such bad fashion decisions from the people.
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Old 03-08-2015, 08:06 PM
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Only in Wisconsin does 40-degree weather bring such joy and such bad fashion decisions from the people.
Considering the cold temperatures that most of the eastern half of the country has gotten, I don't know that this joy and bad fashion are necessarily confined to Wisconsin.
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Old 03-08-2015, 08:11 PM
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Only in Wisconsin does 40-degree weather bring such joy and such bad fashion decisions from the people.
I think that bad decision making has made it's way down here to North Carolina. I lost count of how many folks I saw out yesterday in as near nothing as possible and the high was close to 60.

It's almost 70 degrees right now and I'm waiting to see the bikinis and muffin tops.
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Old 03-08-2015, 11:06 PM
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Last summer there was a horrific fashion for really short shorts that would make Daisy Duke blush at the immodesty. Basically, these shorts were so short that the wearer's bum cheeks would be hanging out the bottom. x_x

Rarity is horrified at such horrific fashion crimes.

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Yuck, I'm horrified too. I wouldn't have worn those when I was a size 7. Sure wouldn't wear them now.
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Old 03-09-2015, 05:19 AM
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This is a common trend over here at the moment (where it's warm) but is not helped by the current trend of "kimono" cardigans. (which go down past the mid-thigh in some cases, giving that illusion)
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What is it also with persons who decide that the whole world needs to see their underwear so they wear their trousers with the waistband around the knees? And they're never the people whose underwear you might want to see....
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Old 03-09-2015, 04:00 PM
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I love dusters! They look nice with skinny jeans and leggings. They don't look nice with short shorts. They especially don't look good with short shorts AND crop tops.

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Not being rude to plus size, but if you are plus size, do NOT wear short shorts, crop tops or clothes that are at least three sizes too small. Just cuz you can squeeze your fat arse into size twelve shorts, does not make you a size twelve.
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