I'm walking through the Hardware Store, doing the rounds, putting stuff away, thinking of things to market and sell, (I like to be productive. It unrustles assorted jimmies.) and I can't help but notice that no matter where I look, the curious hordes have opened ... well ... everything.
Toolboxes are open. Boxes of shelving have been perused and resorted. House numbers have been rearranged and strewn about. Felt pads have been stuck onto everything within reach and arranged into patterns. 90% of the mailboxes have been opened and completely rearranged. I redid that whole twelve foot section two months ago so that everything had a spot. Feels bad man. Feels bad.
Does anyone have any advice on how to keep all of this closed? I'm so tempted to just wear a roll of clear packaging tape around my wrist at all times and just tear off chunks of the stuff, rambo-like, and slap it on everything willynilly.
Hell, I take in the trucks we get. There isn't that much to stop me from taping everything up in the back room before it even goes out. People don't like tape. It scares them. When they start nibbling at the tape it sends them into panic mode and scurrying up the nearest product tree or rewards cart display.
Toolboxes are open. Boxes of shelving have been perused and resorted. House numbers have been rearranged and strewn about. Felt pads have been stuck onto everything within reach and arranged into patterns. 90% of the mailboxes have been opened and completely rearranged. I redid that whole twelve foot section two months ago so that everything had a spot. Feels bad man. Feels bad.
Does anyone have any advice on how to keep all of this closed? I'm so tempted to just wear a roll of clear packaging tape around my wrist at all times and just tear off chunks of the stuff, rambo-like, and slap it on everything willynilly.
Hell, I take in the trucks we get. There isn't that much to stop me from taping everything up in the back room before it even goes out. People don't like tape. It scares them. When they start nibbling at the tape it sends them into panic mode and scurrying up the nearest product tree or rewards cart display.
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