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  • #16
    She would really hate the Obama 08 sign in my front yard and the fact that I have contributed to his campaign

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    • #17
      But then again... you guys have Celine Dion... I'm kinda happy with being so far away from her.... Maybe she'll move to France, yes?
      Is there any way to move her off-planet?

      She would really hate the Obama 08 sign in my front yard and the fact that I have contributed to his campaign
      Having recently re-watched Chapelle's Black White Supremacist skit, I wondered: if Obama is elected President, will various Klan-types drink some Kool Aid a la Jamestown or will their heads spontaneously explode?

      For those who haven't seen this skit ... find it on the web. I'm not going to tell you what happens. But, it's hilarious. Seriously hilarious.

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      You know, given the level of voter apathy in the US it really pains me to say this but ... the OP's customer really needs to care a little less about politics.
      "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

      Kuya's Kitchen -- Cooking, Cooking Gadgets, and Food Related Blather from a Transplanted Foodie

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      • #18
        Quoth marasbaras View Post
        Having recently re-watched Chapelle's Black White Supremacist skit, I wondered: if Obama is elected President, will various Klan-types drink some Kool Aid a la Jamestown or will their heads spontaneously explode?
        LOL! I remember that

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        • #19
          Quoth marasbaras View Post
          Is there any way to move her off-planet?
          Even Better!

          Quoth marasbaras View Post
          I wondered: if Obama is elected President, will various Klan-types drink some Kool Aid a la Jamestown or will their heads spontaneously explode?
          That would be so awesome. I'll buy tickets to that.
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #20
            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
            You're doing it wrong. You're suppose to marry an American and then bring them north to rescue them from US politics. Don't you remember the plan?

            Er, I mean...<cough>
            Oh good god!! Take me please!! I cannot take anymore!! They won't even let me register to vote cause no one believes I was born on a U.S. military base to American parents. (Note to self: add to myspace: "Looking for hot Canadian lover to save me from American crazies!")
            "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

            ...Beware the voice without a face...

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            • #21
              Quoth NightWatch View Post
              Oh good god!! Take me please!! I cannot take anymore!! They won't even let me register to vote cause no one believes I was born on a U.S. military base to American parents. (Note to self: add to myspace: "Looking for hot Canadian lover to save me from American crazies!")
              NightWatch, that's very odd because my boyfriend was born abroad and he votes. You should be able to secure an "Certificate of Birth Abroad" as proof that you're an American Citizen. If not, you should be able to secure citizenship through one of your parents. (SS Office should be able to help you.)

              Anyhoo, if you're going to Canada can you swing by my place and take me with you??
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #22
                Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                I KNEW IT!

                J'accuse, Keeper of Graves! Now, find me a Canadian boyfriend so I can get the hell outta the U.S.

                But then again... you guys have Celine Dion... I'm kinda happy with being so far away from her.... Maybe she'll move to France, yes?
                You guys had her for 4 years in Vegas, much to our relief.. Sides, its not like she spends much time here. I think she's in south Africa at the moment. Honestly I don't think either country is 100% safe from her. You'd probably have to flee to the middle east to truly escape her reach.

                Besides, you have Brittney Spears. ><

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                • #23
                  Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                  Besides, you have Britney Spears. ><
                  Blech, you had to remind me. ><
                  (Her name only has one t in it, by the way. Which makes her even worse.)
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #24
                    Looking for hot Canadian lover to save me from American crazies
                    Looking for Lexa Doig to ensure that I never need Viagra.

                    Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                    Besides, you have Brittney Spears. ><
                    Yes, but we got rid of Michael Jackson after he had the sex and color change operations.
                    Last edited by Broomjockey; 04-19-2008, 09:35 PM. Reason: merged
                    "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

                    Kuya's Kitchen -- Cooking, Cooking Gadgets, and Food Related Blather from a Transplanted Foodie

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                    • #25
                      Quoth NightWatch View Post
                      Oh good god!! Take me please!! I cannot take anymore!! They won't even let me register to vote cause no one believes I was born on a U.S. military base to American parents. (Note to self: add to myspace: "Looking for hot Canadian lover to save me from American crazies!")
                      Seriously? Were you born on a base overseas? That's kind of odd they won't let you register. But nothing about US politics surprises me anymore. Come to Canada, where you won't care enough to vote because our politics are boring. Except the occasional smart ass remarks in parliament which are entertaining. ;p

                      Quoth Evil Queen
                      Blech, you had to remind me. ><
                      (Her name only has one t in it, by the way. Which makes her even worse.)
                      At least Celine Dion is kind of amusing when she's not singing ( If only because she seems batshit insane, but in an entertaining way. ).

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                      • #26
                        evilqueen &GK: Yeah, I've registered a few times, they keep finding problems.. i gave up on it... I just don't care enough to vote anymore because politicians don't care what people think, especially in my state. If you're not mormon, don't bother voting... They redesigned the voting districts so 55% of the population who aren't mormon/republican are divvied up and their voting power is diluted. (gerrymandering) It used to be, the southern half of the state (rep), the north half of the state (rep) and the metro area (dem)... now there are 3 districts that all slice right through the democratic area...
                        "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

                        ...Beware the voice without a face...

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                        • #27
                          Quoth NightWatch View Post
                          evilqueen &GK: Yeah, I've registered a few times, they keep finding problems.. i gave up on it... I just don't care enough to vote anymore because politicians don't care what people think, especially in my state. If you're not mormon, don't bother voting... They redesigned the voting districts so 55% of the population who aren't mormon/republican are divvied up and their voting power is diluted. (gerrymandering) It used to be, the southern half of the state (rep), the north half of the state (rep) and the metro area (dem)... now there are 3 districts that all slice right through the democratic area...
                          Your system sucks. -.-

                          Not that ours is fantastic. But at least its merely kind of meh. As opposed to all out suck.

                          What state is this?

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                          • #28
                            Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                            What state is this?
                            It's gotta be Utah.
                            "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

                            Kuya's Kitchen -- Cooking, Cooking Gadgets, and Food Related Blather from a Transplanted Foodie

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                            • #29
                              My Store "supports" both with our classy and tastefull T-shirts.
                              For Hillary: Chicks before Dicks!
                              For Obama: Bros before Hos!
                              Think Bush is evil? We have "Bush the end of an ERROR!"
                              I've been wearing all three shirts randomly. And have had no comments, or complaints
                              Oh! and the Hillary Clinton Nut Cracker, with stainless steel thighs! Cracks the Thoughest Nuts!
                              Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
                              The following is subject to change:
                              If Your Going Through Hell,
                              Keep Going...

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                              • #30
                                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                                That's....wow. I don't think I've ever had that happen even with the most spaced out moonbats that have called me. But then again Canadian politics is fundamentally unexciting and doesn't really inspire much insanity.
                                Where did the Rhinocerous Party start, pray tell?

                                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                                You're doing it wrong. You're suppose to marry an American and then bring them north to rescue them from US politics. Don't you remember the plan?
                                Just wait until the economic situation here turns real bad, then you're going to feel the pinch of illegal immigrants coming up from the nation south of you.

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